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Final Fantasy XIVconfused the shit out of me. I played it for about a month, and I’ll probably go back to it, butgod damnI had no idea what I was doing. But now there is an anchor in that game, something I know and understand, and something that can protect me in a scary and confusing world: the mighty Chocobo. Kweh.

What’s that? They’re making this confusing as well? Shit.

There’s the trailer which goes a way to explain what the hell is going on, but theFAQon the website explains it much better.

The first of the races starts next Tuesday (May 26) at 1PM PDT, so either register your Chocobo onthe website, or mute the word “Chocobo” on Twitter before the landslide begins. Kweh.

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