Truth. Lol. Wut.
Aw yeah, Comments of the Week! I KNOW you’ve been looking forward to this! I mean, how could you not? This is the best community showcase of the entire site, where fellow Dtoiders like you’re able to get featured simply by posting truth bombs, funny jokes, or creepypastas. Haven’t been commenting? Then you should fix that!
But hey, not everyone has the time to visit Destructoid 24/7, so for those of you who couldn’t be around to make comments, or couldn’t be here to see all of the best ones this week has to offer, then this is for you! As always, you’re able to expect comments to be available in three, low-fat flavors:
TRUTH:in a 2010 study, researchers found that the older the woman is, the more pubic hair she will leave on her body.
LOL:maybe that’s why I’m attracted to older women.
WUT?:I wonder what explains my hairy armpit fetish?
If you haven’t seen last week’s Comments of the Week, don’t worry, you can check it outright here. Well, notherehere, since this here is this week’s Comments of the Week. You hear?
FromOh hell yeah, Quadrilateral Cowboy is out this month
Dreamweaver:What about the last trillion-bazillion years? Yeah, not so cocky now, are you?
Dreamweaver:Does anyone else think Dreamweaver will get laid?
“The answer is always ‘yes’.”
I HAVE SUCH HIGH HOPES RIGHT NOW! :3
FromPokemon Go fastest app to reach top revenue on Android, battling Twitter with active users
FromPort factory Splash Damage bought by Chinese poultry company
…Roosters lay eggs, right?
Dreamweaver:Doesn’t actually involve the Chinese board game, Go. Japan/10
FromUbisoft doesn’t care if you pronounce its name wrong
FromThis limited-edition Xbox One S is a bit much
Dreamweaver:I’ll tell you what someone once told me: “just pretend she’s a virgin and you’re popping her cherry.”
FromAnd now, a seven-minute trailer for Konami’s Snake Eater pachislot machine
Dreamweaver:Re-imagine the ending ofMetal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, but with a lever!
FromHave you seen anyone play Pokemon Go?
Dreamweaver:Big Dave sounds like the name of a pimp. Like “yo, I hear Big Dave’s looking for you.”
Dreamweaver:Or you die.
Dreamweaver:It’s the sole reason the game got anything higher than a 1.
Dreamweaver:No no.
FromI need to give Dangerous Golf another look thanks to this update
Dreamweaver:Now that you have new context, re-read the patch note regarding “updated holes.” :3
FromNintendo is launching a miniature NES this holiday
Dreamweaver:…Just for that, I’m not getting you another beer.
Dreamweaver:Could you imagine if it was a Mini-Famicom instead? That HDMI cable’s got some ‘plaining to do!
Dreamweaver:But for a completely unrelated reason.
Dangus took his shoes off and dipped his feet in the water.
FromYou can play Star Wars Battlefront multiplayer offline against bots next week
Dreamweaver:So… she had to abort the abortion?
Dreamweaver:As an American, what did the money do to you?
Dreamweaver:“I lost like 12fuckingwives!”
Those are the third best kind of wives! 🙁
FromArc System Works’ new game is Shephy…a Solitaire joint
Dreamweaver:What if the third sheep chokes? Will a fourth sheep come to save him? Then who will save that sheep?
Is there a never ending chain of sheep performing a Heimlich maneuver? Well, I guess the first sheep could, in theory…
FromOh my GOD, these two new Pokemon
Dreamweaver:I said that very same pick up line to a woman once.
She said “good, then you’re set for tonight.”
FromTalk to a computer in a crumbling space ship in Event[0]
FromIndie Legends 4 Bundle includes Skullgirls, Reus for only $3.49
Dreamweaver:I’m not sure what pouring whiskey down there is going to do, but you’re probably going to need a lot of it.
FromBattleborn’s ‘Lootpocalypse’ promises increased gear drops this weekend
FromYou can request new PokeStops and Gyms for Pokemon Go
Dreamweaver:Ignore him, he’s… JustStoppingBy.
(Yes, I did feature this comment solely to make that joke because FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANTS!)
FromAzure Striker Gunvolt hits 170,000 downloads on 3DS
Dreamweaver:It’s great to see people of all accounts coming together to make fun of this one person.
FromDtoid will be down for maintenance on Sunday
Dreamweaver:Uh, I didn’t say that! It must’ve been an imposter! Ladies, I’m still a catch!
Dreamweaver:Torchman’s gonna pilot Mike’s mech, alright…
Dreamweaver:DANG IT, DANGUS, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Don’t forget to check back here again next week for all of the latest and greatest comments! In the meantime, why don’t you shout out which ones you enjoyed in the comment section below?
