Club Nintendo better brace itself
Club Nintendo managed to restock the deliriously popular Gold Nunchuk controllerthis past Monday. But just as I predicted, because I am motherf*ckin’ Nostradamus, the supply was depleted by Tuesday. Like vultures, the lot of you!
Many were unable to acquire one of the gold-painted doodads due to such short notice. I mean, 900 coins don’t just appear out of thin air, ya know! Thankfully, Nintendo is throwing us yetanotherbone with news that the controller will berestocked a third time come January.

With a full month ahead of us, scrounging up the necessary coinage shouldn’t be a problem. The problem is that we’re junkies, and Nintendo is exploiting that. Shame on you!








